'Drag Puppet'
Shocking Fish sent me this wonderful make-up link yesterday and now I want to update my look with all these pretty glitters, and neons, and kohl pencils.
It's a shame the stubborn mule refuses to become my drag puppet, because I think we could have a lot of fun together as a sort of twisted Scissor Sister/The KRANKIES hybrid double act.
Some people have no vision. Hmpf.
2 comments:
I refuse to be your drag puppet - there are a number of reasons, the biggest being that I am too manly to dress up as a convincing woman, I would look just like a female russian shot putter rather than a kate moss (evil hag that she is). I also doubt that you would dress me in seductive or sexy clothes - more cheap and trashy (well, yes, I do know that its the look that best defines me! but I want to be more that a common whore - I want to be an international jet setting escort). I also have a feeling that you would sell me into drag slavery - making your money by selling drag queens into sexual slavery for rich russian oligarchs, who would use us to clean there houses wearing nothing but mesh body stockings and a forced smile (and dont tell me that isn't your plan, Ive seen the book on your coffee table "The Dummies guide - How to make money from rich russian oligarchs by using Drag queens." So I hope that we can draw this sad tale to an end - Cos I aint doing it!
Some people are so touchy...
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