Narf!
Something's going down in the world of Wondy when she can't even muster the energy to look at the gossip pages.
GASP! Katie Holmes has stretch marks! (Well, ya, she has just popped out a baby...) - GADZUKES! Ashleeeee Simpson has has a nose job (who hasn't?) - GROAN! David Blaine is still alive? (better luck next time!) ...
Sometimes I want to break free of other peoples misconceptions of me. Sometimes I feel like screaming, there is more to me than what you see! I have dreams you know, fears, really interesting things to say - don't put me in a box! Don't just assume I'm lovely and sweet and nice, goddam it - what could be worse that being described as 'nice'? It's almost an insult.
I'd rather be described as a superficial bitch on wheels if it mustered up more of a reaction than the word 'nice'.
That is my pet hate today. The word 'nice'.
Yeah and peas. What is up with them? They are always thrown into dishes to make them more, what - interesting? I hate peas.
2 comments:
Katie has bigger problems than stretch marks.......her hubby's a looney!
And David Blaine's only alive becuase the wetsuit crew got the instructions wrong and jumped in, instead of applying boots to his head until he stopped thrashing about.
This may sound stupid but what you said...almost all of it...about "there's more to me than what you see"...that's part of why I blog. I can be ALL the people I am inside on my blog, you know what I mean? I don't have to be little Ms. Professional like oat work or little Ms. Wife like at home...I can be ALL of me.
That sounded a lot better in my head but you know what I mean...;)
P.S. - I'll take your peas...I like 'em. As long as you promise to take my spinach....:)
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