Say hello to my leeetle friend!

More misery from my neighbouring colleague this morning. I want to put a stick of dynamite under her chair just to snap her out of the dull, dull, boring miserable mood she is always in. Face like a bag of smashed crabs, one could say. Boring!

Last night I was given a special assignment at 'little work' entailing the rather easy task of calling customers to tell them they are going to be compensated for the little mistakes we might have made as a company.

For that pleasure I will get £5 a call - and they're paying in high street vouchers - so sparkly shoes and handbags here I come! (*cough cough* I mean sensible walking boots and a rucksack for our travels).

It's a very good offer so I'm rather cheery about that, let me tell you.

Like the lovely Chica of *Batteries Not Included fame, I have been fantasising of late about a piece of rather sexy electronic equipment. Like Chica, who shared her loved of the pink Nintendo DS back in December - I have become like a woman possessed every time I think about my chosen one.

No, I am not talking about cute boys this time but this baby, the Sony PSP Handheld Console Value Pack (White) + Lemmings - with Lemmings, no less! And look - it's white!

The only way it could possibly be better is if it were pink. Or if it had lips and could have deep and meaningful conversations with me.

So I am going to save and save for my new friend until I have enough to take him home with me. Together we will be so happy!