Who says I haven't had a busy morning?

From the bottom, up - you know the drill:

His dog, sensing the commotion outside, scrabbles at the wooden door until his paws are bleeding - then collapses in a heap, whimpering softly...

From: Hump, Fraggle [mailto:Fraggle.Hump@dearsweetjesuswillsomebodysaveme.com]
Sent: 08 May 2006 12:59
To: Martin, Christa
Subject: RE: Stuff at the speigeltent

An old man smoking a pipe on a rocking chair on a dusty porch hesitates for a moment, looks startled, then instantaneously falls backwards off the chair.

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From: Woman, Wondy [mailto:Wondy.Woman@welcometohell.co.uk]
Sent: Monday, May 08, 2006 11:15 AM
To: Hump, Fraggle {Co-a~Lewes}
Subject: RE: Stuff at the speigeltent

*somewhere a jazz musician standing under a lamp post gently retunes his trumpet*

From: Hump, Fraggle [mailto:Fraggle.Hump@dearsweetjesuswillsomebodysaveme.com]
Sent: 08 May 2006 11:13
To: Woman, Wondy
Subject: RE: Stuff at the speigeltent

*someone coughs politely*

*an old lady slowly dies at the back of the room*

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From: Woman, Wondy [mailto:Wondy.Woman@welcometohell.co.uk]
Sent: Monday, May 08, 2006 11:10 AM
To: Hump, Fraggle {Co-a~Lewes}
Subject: RE: Stuff at the speigeltent

*somewhere a moth's wings flutter around a burning lamp*

*if you listen close enough - you can hear his little cries of "ooh ooh"*

From: Hump, Fraggle [mailto:Fraggle.Hump@dearsweetjesuswillsomebodysaveme.com]
Sent: 08 May 2006 11:08
To: Woman, Wondy
Subject: RE: Stuff at the speigeltent

*a pin drops - it sounds like an anvil*

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From: Woman, Wondy [mailto:Wondy.Woman@welcometohell.co.uk]
Sent: Monday, May 08, 2006 11:07 AM
To: Hump, Fraggle {Co-a~Lewes}
Subject: RE: Stuff at the speigeltent

*crickets rubbing their legs together*

From: Hump, Fraggle [mailto:Fraggle.Hump@dearsweetjesuswillsomebodysaveme.com]
Sent: 08 May 2006 11:06
To: Woman, Wondy
Subject: RE: Stuff at the speigeltent

*wolf howl*

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From: Woman, Wondy [mailto:Wondy.Woman@welcometohell.co.uk]
Sent: Monday, May 08, 2006 11:04 AM
To: Hump, Fraggle {Co-a~Lewes}
Subject: RE: Stuff at the speigeltent

*TUMBLEWEED*

From: Hump, Fraggle [mailto:dearsweetjesuswillsomebodysaveme.com]
Sent: 08 May 2006 11:03
To: Various Hot Tamales; Woman, Wondy
Subject: Stuff at the speigeltent

Hi Kids,
There is a bent double night on at the speigel tent this Sunday 14th may - I've just booked my tickets through this link - if you fancy it then do the same and let me know and we'll get a table together!

http://www.komedia.co.uk/event.php?id=412&dst=1147631401

P.S Im also seeing Amy Wadge on the 27th - which is this link (shes not displayed as playing but she definatley is): http://www.komedia.co.uk/event.php?id=436&dst=1148749201

Also 'stick it on' which is free on the Friday 19th http://www.komedia.co.uk/event.php?id=404&dst=1148077801

And not forgetting my ****Eurovision night**** on the saturday 20th may!

Lets lock diaries* yah??

*twat