Anana-condas
Last night I watched a program called Land of the Anaconda on the Discovery Channel and it was amazing! Who knew the anaconda was such a fascinating, strong character?
Who also knew that when a female anaconda wants to get in the family way she goes and lies in the shallows of the river and waits for up to 12 males to come join her for what they call a 'mating ball'. Yes folks it is exactly as it sounds and also means that unless a cheerful scientist comes along and takes DNA from the lot of them, Miss Anna Conda never really knows who the father is. Dirty ho!
I love nature programmes. I love nature. David Attenborough has the best job ever, I wish I could work with him.
But then again I also wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair.
3 comments:
You wish for what you wish for, I'll wish I come back as an anaconda!!
12 guys clamouring all over to be with you? Now there's an idea...;)
Hmmm...a harem of men all of my own? For play purposes only? I mean, I wouldn't have to cook them dinner or wash their clothes or any stuff like that.
Yeah, I could probably get used to that.
Of course, The Peanut King would probably have a problem with it....;)
A writhing ball of supple, muscular flesh and smooth sliding skin, with the occasional flick of a long, clever tongue. Mmmm....
Makes me wonder if there are snake pheromones you could spray on yourself.
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