Five Things

I despise Memes and all that they stand for, but I adore Heather so I'm doing this for you, Girl!

5 Things In My Fridge:

Coke
Left over Lamb Korma from Friday night
Bottle water
A Raspberry Jelly
Peanut M&Ms


5 Things In My Closet:

The body of Jimmy Hoffa
Books
Bags
Dildoes
My entire cuddly toy back catalog


5 Things In My Purse:

Purse
Make-up
Crossbow
Diary of a Married Call Girl by Tracy Quan
My life


5 Things In My Car:

Ha I don't have a car - I'm a Bus Girl!


5 Favourite Sayings:

WTF?
Cliche is the handrail of a disabled mind
Can't lives on Won't Street, Honey
F**k you and the horse you rode in on
Yes, they are real!


My addition to this Meme:


5 Favourite Movies:

Zatôichi
The Wizard of Oz
Flawless
The Nightmare Before Christmas
Footloose