The Geeks will inherit the Earth

My friend Ben's contribution to the Superhero Genre:

Which super hero would I be???? Mmmmmmmmmm, how about 'Shagneto' my powers would enable me to attract ANY women on the planet, as there are more women than men on the earth, once I had gained control of all of them, in theory I would have taken over the majority of the world, And then I can start to dye every one's hair ginger!!!!

Mr Bojangles':

How about :-

Remote Viewing : boring but useful for good & bad alike and of course the odd pervert

Skills for baddie: Paranoia; the ability to make any other superhero or average Joe think that their thoughts are being broadcast to everyone else (temporary schizophrenia!)

Dump: the ability to make anyone have a accident in their superheroes kegs, highly embarrassing and an easy way to prevent a superhero from interfering with your plans for world domination.

Depression: make all the crime fighting superheroes stay in bed due to an over whelming feeling of helplessness. (Makes a baddies day out much easier!)

The Fear: works on the good or the bad, makes them run and hide like scared little wimps. They can usually be found hiding under the bed.

Pocket Sized Wormhole: Allows instantaneous travel across the universe (and therefore time travel) and also offers escape from anywhere. Very handy for good guys who are usually captured and tortured before somehow getting free.

Non iron pants.


And Wondy Woman:

Cardigan Lady - handy with her deadly assault knitting needles - can make a scarf out of any material known to man, including steel, plastic, bits of old fluff, the tears of children
Specialist Tools: Lightning fast wool bombs, the aforementioned knitting needles, poison cup-a-soups and aluminium support tights.
Specialist Move: Needle throwing with laser precision.
Companions: Her army of mangy moggies - all trained in the art of going straight for the jugular.
History: Cardigan Lady fell into an industrial sized tank of nuclear wool aged seven and had never been the same since...