Goal!

Goal of the year - to get an entry into Wikipedia. Here is what I would like it to say:

Christa Martin is the author of a low level blogsite (Wondy Woman). She lives in Worthing with her partner of four years and a cat called Lucy Fur. She doesn't trust birds (particularly penguins) or eggs, and has an intense dislike for people who don't pick up their feet when they walk.

Her one goal in life, besides having a MAC lipstick named after her, is to write a best-selling cult classic (are cult classics ever best-selling first time around?) and being referred to as 'sickeningly talented'. She dreams of a chance meeting with Oscar-winning actor, Philip Seymour Hoffman, which may or may not lead to marriage and babies.

Christa's favourite colour is Pink.


UPDATE: The Original Hipster, Shocking Fish added me to Wikipedia (See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christa_martin ), but I have just checked it and it looks as though I have already been removed! Which is wonderful, already removed before I can begin my campaign of terror as a bona fide piece of reference history - goddamnit!

Thanks guys, I will let you know if it's put up again - perhaps this is proof you can't just trick your way into the Encyclopeadia, you've got to earn your space.

Mah.