Reasons to love Fragglehump - Class 101
Things they didn’t think through:
But I am bored so I have....
Case One: Manslaughter vs Murder.
Manslaughter is supposed to be a less heinous crime than murder right? Yet ‘Manslaughter’ has the word ‘Slaughter’ in it, which is a horrible word conjuring images of wide eyed animals being set upon with piano wire and duck tape. (Duck tape? Duct tape? Duck tape, surely.)
Yet ‘Murder’ only has the words ‘ur’ and ‘der’ in it which are just stupid non words you use when describing baffoons such Mariah Carey or George Bush. Which in themselves, are heinous crimes so yes, I see what they did there. But do you see what I did there? Talking myself out of my own arguments is just one of the many services I offer.
That, and naked pogo.
Case two: Jelly moulds.
I have never seen a phallic-shaped jelly mould, so clearly, no one has thought jelly moulds through.
I know wondywoman will be with me on this one.
Damn straight I am, Fragglehump!
2 comments:
ann summer sell willie and naked lady icecube molds, you could make lots of many jellies/jello..
oh, hey, what about lots of willie vodka jellie shots... now thats getting into party spirit..
What was that Profumo scandal movie with the ice sculpture you described in the Jello Mold WW? Ha!! lol!!!!
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