CHILDRENS BOOK TITLES THAT DIDNT MAKE IT

1. You Are Different, and That's Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad's New Wife, Robert
4. Fun Four-Letter Words to Know and Share
5. Let's Run with Scissors
6. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking
7. Mary Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
9. All Dogs Go to Hell
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11. Some Kittens Can Fly
12. That's it - I'm Putting You Up for Adoption
13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukaemia
16. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
19. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Cool Things
20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
21. Pop Goes The Weasel!...And Other Great Microwave Games
22. The Man in the Moon Is Actually The Devil
23. Your Nightmares Are Real
24. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
25. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
26. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
27. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry