Cockney Sparrow
Today I am mostly daydreaming of Jack Sparrow swinging through my window on a piece of vine, smelling faintly of B.O (that MAN smell), sweeping me into his arms and taking me to his island where we will drink rum and compare split ends, whilst keeping each other amused with our hilarious renditions of 'What shall we do with the drunken sailor'.
*Shiver*
Hmmmmm, Johnny Depp.
*Dribble*
1 comment:
Oh, how I love Johnny Depp. He is just too hot. When you're finished with him, pass him my way. I would also not turn down Orlando Bloom, despite his unfortunate taste in women...
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