Pride

How rocking is the BB twist this week? Mikey and Susie were brutally torn from Big Brother's underbelly whilst viewers have been given the opportunity to vote four ex-housemates back into the secret house next door.

For the record those housemates are: Grace, Jayne, Lea, Lisa, Michael, Nikki, Sam and Spiral (aka Glen). Out of the four lucky housemates, only one will get to join the real housemates and will have the opportunity to win it!

Of course the only reason this is so fantastic is because now Nikki has the opportunity to win the show hands down - and win it she will! I have me some of the faith.

In other news, this week I will not be taking my bad review to heart, rather continuing as myself and perhaps this will serve me better, as I'm sure in my subconscious, ever since I submitted the application to be reviewed, I have been trying too hard. I think I have been trying too hard to prove to others that there is more to me that just celebrity gossip and a love of fine shoes.

This I guess has been a mistake too, 'cos you guys already know this about me, don't you?

Last night I started two short stories which I think are ok, pretty average and I'm finding it hard to wind them up, but so what, at least I was disciplined enough to sit down and write something.

Oh yeah, and less than four working days left before my two week sabbatical! That's two whole weeks of acting like I'm ten again, going to the beach and having absolutely nothing to do with work. Woohoo.

This year not only did I unfortunately miss Fragglehump's birthday soiree due to a prior engagement, I also missed out on Brighton Pride, which apparently was Carry On themed. Despite Shocking Fish's kind email telling me I'd make a great Sid James, he was unable to coax me out this year.

But Fragglehump's text managed to raise the biggest smile of the day:

"Dogging isn't the same without you."

Ah, you're nobody 'til somebody loves you...