Auto. Biog. Raphy.
I'm definitely considering writing my memoirs next year.
The way things are going though, I may already be too late to publish my first autobiography, after all once Chantelle Houghton's new book is published, you will be able to buy not one but but two paperbacks revealing every detail of her life.
I don't dislike the girl but can we just back up for a moment? What's wrong with this picture? The girl has two memoirs published. She's 24. She's not famous for anything other than being sweet, winning Celeb BB last year - and marrying someone a bit cute.
She isn't talented.
She might be very nice, and yes I suspect she is because when I see her in Heat magazine she's always smiling. But what has she done to warrant an autobiography?
Can I also point out that she's also been immortalised twice by one of Britain's 'most controversial' (and one of my favourite) artists?
Well... I haven't done much either so I definitely think I'm a good candidate for a best-selling memoir, I'll start writing one now, in time for 2007's summer sales.
Perhaps Rolf Harris will crack out his felt tips to immortalise me in the last flushes of youth?
- "Can you tell what it is yet?"
3 comments:
I'm first in line for purchase then! Fair's fair and all!
Sadly you could publish the menu from your favourite Chinese take away and move millions of units, provided you do something that gets you splashed all over the media for a few week sbefore it is launched. Make sure you go for one of these "reality shows" or say something colossally abrasive before it's out so we can read all about it in the papers would you please?
Yes, and Yes!
Consider both done x
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