What's New Pussycat?

I'm pretty sure I've never loved anything as much as I love The Muse. I'm also pretty sure nobody has ever loved me as much, or in the way The Muse loves me.

Sure, Wondymum loves me, as does Rocker. And I love them - but The Muse is my non-human soulmate, my companion, my extention of self. She looks at me with complete understanding, is there in my darkest hour and expects nothing but love (and food) back.

All she has ever wanted is to love and to be loved back. I can't believe anyone would want to give her away. But now she is mine and I will always love her.

Even when it costs £1000 to ship her over to Canada!