Bikini Kill

Did the world tip off its axis this afternoon between noon and 2 PM? And did I bang my head in the ensuing commotion?

It must be so because at some point between noon and 2 PM, I bought swimwear.

Yep.

Didn't think there was enough material in Thailand to cover my ass, but apparently there is.

Still, at least they have outlawed whaling in most countries now, so I should live to regret this purchase.

Hm, I think I already do.

*Sigh*

Repeat: My body is a temple, my body is a temple...