Busy Bee

I have sooooo much to do today and what I am doing right now? I'm sitting on my ass, that's what I'm doing. Would you also hate me if I added I was eating cold Pepperoni Lovers pizza as I do this?

Get a grip girl.

I got up early especially to get everything done before this evening and so I must crack on.

Today's To Do List:

• Step away from the 'Science des rêves, La' (Science of Sleep) trailer I'm currently watching and stop imagining Gael García Bernal is in the room wearing nothing but an ironing board cover, offering to help me fold my pants. He is a movie star, he probably doesn't even fold his own.
• Put down my pizza, which is delicious by the way. Always tastes better the morning after.
• Finish Shocking Fish's sex toy reviews, I'm almost done just need to add the 'Wondy' polish.
• Put on some make-up and brush hair as I look frightful, one day too late for Halloween.
• Have some quality time with the cat as she knows I'm going somewhere again and is looking anxious. I feel so bad doing this to my little girl, but it's now or never.
• Send emails.
• Go shopping for final 'bits'.
• Iron and pack clothes. Rolling them is the best way, someone told me that once and by jove, best advice ever. (Well, after: 'Never trust a man who says "trust me"'.)
• Get birthday card for a very special lady
• Frantically double check everything over another eight times before satisfied that I haven't forgot something important, like lipstick.
• And..... relax!

I can't wait to be on that plane, supping free booze (it's an Arab airline, will they serve booze? I'm just wondering) and chilling. I really really hate flying!