Thanks for the Mammaries

For you, Heather - and only because it's you and you're sick:

1. Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the face of the earth?
Mariah Carey

2. How do you flush the toilet in public?
With my hand, I'm not squeamish about things like that

3. Do you wear your seatbelt in the car?
Of course, do you think I'm stupid?

4. Do you have a crush on someone?
Philip Seymour Hoffman

5. Name one thing that you start to get tense about if you are close to running out of it:
Black eyeliner

6. What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble?
I don't know, probably someone like Bette Midler - I used to get Molly Ringwald or Ginger Spice

7. What is your favorite pizza topping?
Pepperoni

8. Do you crack your knuckles?
Ew, no

9. What song do you hate the most when it gets stuck in your head?
A Whole New World - Peter and Jordan version

10. Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head?
Oh... yeah, bastards!

11. What are your super powers?
Super strength when angry

12. Peppermint or spearmint?
Spearmint, every time

13. Where are your car keys?
In my fantasy drawer with the keys to the yacht, a size eight bikini and Johnny Depp's phone number (I don't own a car, see).

14. Whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear?
Not sure, surprise me!

15. What’s your most annoying habit?
Farting loudly, scratching my head - saying "really?" when someone tells me something even remotely juicy. Oh, oh - and shouting at the TV. They can hear me you know.

16. Where did you last go on vacation?
I'm on one now!

17. If you could punch one person in the nose and get away with it, who would it be?
See question one - I don't have a whole lot of hostility toward real people, I just ignore them if they f**k me off.

18. What is your best physical feature?
Eyes I guess, or hair.

19. What CD is closest to you right now?
None, but the internet cafe is playing a J-Lo album, the one with 'Get Right' on it, so I'll have to say that.

20. What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator?
Mould, cheese (the two are not mutually exclusive) and half a shrivelled onion.

21. What superstition do you believe in/practice?
I always have to salute a magpie if I see one alone, and I never walk under ladders.

22. What color are your bed sheets?
Navy blue

23. Would you rather be a fish or a bird?
Fish, I don't trust birds. Can I be a shark?

24. Do you talk on your cell phone when you drive?
I don't drive anymore 'cos I'm too blind so nope!

25. What are your favorite sayings?
"Definitely", "Lovely" and "F**k you and the horse you rode in on"

26. What song(s) do you sing most often in the shower?
A Whole New World - Peter and Jordan version.

27. If you could go back or forward in time, would you and where would you go?
Back, to the fifties - I'd hang with some starlets

28. What is your favorite Harrison Ford movie?
Star Wars trilogy, obviously. The Empire Strikes Back if you want specifics.

29. What CD is in your stereo?
None, I have no fixed abode and no stereo!

30. What CD will be in your stereo in a few minutes?
Ditto

31. How many kids do you plan on having?
None, would like to adopt though.

32. If you could kiss anyone who would it be?
Rocker or Philip Seymour Hoffman

33. Would you really want to kiss someone you didn’t know, even if they are famous?
Hell yes! Why not?

34. If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would be the best for this job?
I'd like Tilda Swinton but I'd probably get someone porky and ginger, perhaps an unknown.

35. Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep?
Blaze of glory, please. I'd like to have a grand piano fall on my from a great height actually, but not yet, I'm not ready yet!

36. Have you ever started to fill out a survey and then thought “this is stupid” and exit without sending it?
Yeah, look this is stupid... Kidding

37. Coffee or tea?
Tea.

38. Favorite musician(s)/bands you’ve seen in concert?
I have never 'rocked out with my c*ck out' - so couldn't answer this one.

39. Have you ever been in love?
Yes.

40. Do you talk to yourself?
All the time, I'm such a crack.

41. Ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
Who hasn't?

Get well soon love!