I Want To Fall From The Stars

My stars this month in Elle magazine tell me:

• "Mars remains in your sign until the 17th, giving you two more weeks of living large. Come the second half of the month, the stars give you a fresh chance to get serious about the things you've neglected recently. Rein in the chaos and work on what you want to change..."

Hm. Well, I always read my stars because it feels rude not to, but I never, ever take any notice of them, 'cos they're always pretty shit. But this one sounds spot on, for in the next week (or so) Wondy will have to 'reign in the chaos' and actually get off her arse and get a job.

Yes, that's right. A job.

*Gulp*

I love working and I love having a reason to put my make-up on in the morning. I love the prospect of making new friends and of using my brain for more extensive things than just guessing how many hours Danielle will take to do her make-up on the live Celebrity Big Brother feed.

But I want to go travelling again...

*Pout*

I want to feel the sun on my back and the wind in my hair. Real life sucks. I don't want it. But if I am going to get my ass back out to Thailand in three months time I am actually going to have to save some money. And saving money means... *hold me*... working and not spending.

*Shudder*

Right, I'm off to have a lay down in a darkened room to think about my options. All of you have a great day and feel free to leave comments on how brattish I sound in this post.

I know, I know...