Me Against The Wondy
I'd like to extend a warm invitation to one, Britney Spears, to come stay a few days with me, while I get over my mild flu.
Together we can lounge around, drink tea, fantasise about the PG Tips monkey..., watch movies, talk and pamper ourselves.
The girl needs me!
I know she's gone off the rails lately, but I will not have the creator of possibly the best pop song of our time (Lucky) going it alone - all scared and shit.
I'm a survivor - see? I survived last night's creepy chain letter debacle, I'm pretty damn sure I can drag you up through the depths of depression to happy happy Wondyland, Brits.
Or whatever, we could just eat crisps if you'd prefer?
4 comments:
If anyone could get that girl through, it would be you! You're too amazing not to be happy around!
I agree with Heather...you'd straighten her ass up!
Oh would I ever! I'd have to go down the tough love route first though, rough her up a bit then I'd soften the blow with sweets. And tea.
She could definitely use a Wondy beatdown. I'll have my people deploy the black vans.
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