In Praise Of Gillian

Sure Gillian may not be what they like to call a 'proper' doctor but whatever it is she whinges about every week has been setting up home in my brain and when I find myself telling Rocker that "Gillian says breakfast is the most important meal of the day" and thrusting a bag of granola in his face, I know she's got to me.

She got me.

OK, so I then bought a cheescake and a blueberry muffin - but there were grains in my trolley! And pumpkin seeds. Sunflower seeds, anyone?

I'm halfway there!

I would like to start a love affair with that women, just simply so she lets me move in with her and feeds me all my meals.

I could be healthy and I could be thin if I had someone disapproving to purse her lips at me everytime I reach for a crisp.

I need a Gillian in my life.

Could do without her rummaging around in my poos though...