Posing 101 - With Lindsay Lohan

These pictures just crack me up.

In other news, the Benefit make-up lesson is booked for a week's time - actually the day before we fly to Thailand - so expect an enthusiastic Before and After!

Dinnerladies

In the grand tradition of ripping off my friends and jumping on the bandwagon, I bring you my very own fantasy dinner party line-up:

The 6 lucky people I would invite are, in no order of preference…

Barbra Streisand – She has long been my hero, as an actress and as a singer. I would probably just sit beside her staring, because I should imagine she has a great presence and she is the original Funny Girl.

Woody Allen – For his sense of humour (and so I can try on his glasses whilst chatting about how he made such a masterpiece of Annie Hall).

Tim Burton – I am in love with his vision and he is my favourite film director.

Alfred Hitchcock – Does this need an explanation? This man was a mystery to me and I want him there so I can pick his brains.

Haruki Murakami – My favourite author and an all round (I believe) fascinating guy. I’d seat him on my other side and ask him for advice on my ‘writing’.

Julian Barratt – Slightly biased as I have been sleeping with him for the past few nights in my subconscious, but in my opinion, he is the genius behind The Mighty Boosh and I love him as Howard Moon. The Boosh is my favourite comedy in a long time, if not ever – so I want to spend my time in his company, soaking him up.

Now, what to cook?

Wrong? Or So Very Very Right?

Is it wrong that I keep having erotic dreams about Howard Moon?

I can't help it, geeky guys make me hot.

Grrrrrr.

Best News... Ever!

Roll on Series 3!

Boosh for Comic Relief

For those of you who couldn't join in the Comic Relief fun on Friday, I give you - The Boosh!

I Heart RND

Red Nose Day rocked yesterday, with Tara PT winning Comic Relief does Fame Academy hands down, Daniel Craig & Catherine Tate, The Mighty Boosh (especially the Boosh) and tons more cream of British comedy doing their bit to make us laugh.

Let us not forget though that it is all for charidee - and if we can, get ourselves to the the website to donate what we can, it's never too late.

It's all for a good cause, honest g'uv.

And here is a totally un-necessary, but relevant picture of Noel Fielding just for the hell of it, because I fancy the pants off him:

Own It, Own It - Work It

I so want Tara PT to win Comic Relief does Fame Academy and if she doesn't... well, I will scream and scream and scream. Until I am sick.

Who'd Want To Be An Olsen?

Picture by Gallery of the Absurd

UPDATE: I meant to post an actual post along with that picture but forgot: d'oh!

Tonight I will be settling down with a nice cup o' char to watch Louise Redknapp in The Truth About Size Zero - a documentary about, funnily enough, this crazy stupid quest some women seem to be on to get down to that new goal: the size zero (UK 4).

Size four!

I might even eat some cheese puffs at the same time and count my lucky stars I'm not one of them.

I think it is desperately sad that there are girls out there dying, literally, to be a certain size and, while I know I need to shift this belly, I can safely say I am happier as I am.

As for Louise, I've never liked her but this has given me newfound respect for her - I think it's refreshing that someone is prepared to go to such lengths to prove it's evil. So good on her.

That is all.