Chocs Away

Ugh feeling rather sick now. Have eaten about a gazillion chocolate things - hell, I'd have eaten a chocolate covered rat if it had been placed in front of me in the right pretty packaging.

Have had an awesome long Easter weekend. Rocker cracked open the BBQ and we did the family thing around it - gorging on chicken legs like King Henry VIII - it was sublime - the sun was shining, the birds singing - if only I could go back to that moment right now and be as far away as possible from this hellishness. Still, only THREE working days to go!

The kids have been brilliant fun, we have been for healthy walks to burn off the chocolate calories and watched heaps of horror movies to keep them entertained - The House That Dripped Blood, Alien Vs. Predator, The Fog, Miss Congeniality... and there's the sequel too - out now in cinemas - that we might just get to see at the flicks this weekend! hurrah!


Have just had a serious examination of myself in the toilets at work - ew. Have also made a small video on my new mobile entitled "areas I need surgery" - time is beginning to take it's toll on my poor appearance - when supermodels say their biggest beauty secret is sleep - I don't f**king believe them. Sleep? I have plenty. But I still look like Grotbags after a particularly heavy evening out on her broomstick. As for my ever-increasing paunch. Don't even go there. *shudder*