Whitney Back in Rehab

Whitney Houston has checked back into a drug rehabilitation facility just a year after she first confronted her demons head on.

Poor Whitters. Though on the subject of shoddy middle-aged has-been soul singers, I was sickened and dismayed to see Mariah Carey is not only still alive, but also still releasing 'material'. And showing off her roof-tilers nail bags in skimpy 'innerwear as outerwear'. Ugh.

How I despise thee Ms Carey.

Anyway, Happy Easter everyone - see you in four days!