"Help me, Obi-wan Kenobi. You're my only hope."

I have been thinking of a few jobs I think Shocking Fish will be good at:

Rent boy to the rich and famous
Belly Button Polisher to Pavarotti
Street Performer (Shoeless Mime Artist)
Researcher on the Trisha Show (speciality: Teens in Trouble/Transvestite Bulimics Pole-dancing Midgets with Commitment Issues)
Window Cleaner (as in Confessions of a...)
Surf Bum

God I am good, I think I'll go into recruitment consultancy...