My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

One of the saddest things I saw recently was on the news - this woman was campaigning for Chicken's Rights - and it showed all these Hens that had been rescued from a battery farm - they all had monstrously long claws and had forgotten how to walk - so this woman has to teach them all how to walk again!

I cried my bucket out it was so sad! They were all practically bald and looked so pathetic. But luckily only two of the hundreds she had rescued died and all the survivors were rehoused! So hurrah for a happy ending

Cluck cluck!