Oh no, I've really gone and done it now. I've only gone and got myself addicted.

No no, not to smack, crack or tobacc(o) - no, it's much much worst - it's Celebrity Love Island (AKA. Twelve Z list ego machines fanny about on a beach in next to nothing, showing us what they had for breakfast...)

Life, as we know it is over for me, until it finishes.

Oh, but that Titmuss ooooh does she deserve a smack. She might be (vaguely) attractive but she is a grade A wanker. I just love to hate her....

Right off to bed with me, to lie down, all this celebrity action has me feeling terribly vexed...

Ta ra