Well, today is just great. It's raining. Again.

Look, I do not mind a little bit of moisture in the air every now and again. I don't mind, because it refills our lakes, waters our lawns and trees, makes frogs happy (but not that F**king Frog) and generally is rather useful. Hell, it gives me an excuse to be idol some weekends and not leave the confines of my sofa, freeing me up to watching re-runs ofStarsky & Hutch with Rocker and dribble over Starky's lovely lazy blue eyes.

What I do mind is being subjected to it more often than not, and getting the bottoms of my jeans soggy on the way to work. Hmpf.

I also hate the way in makes my hair look. Don't get me wrong, I am not one of those lucky glossy haired vixens. My hair is red, big and prone to poofiness. I just about have it under control when it friggin' rains and - shazzam - it's a big ginger 'fro with a little person trapped underneath it.

Today I have to go to town to buy my aunt a birthday present, I think I shall treat myself to a Big Mac Meal. Mmmmmm.

I know it's not very sophisticated and I may have earned more cool points for saying I was planning to dine at an exclusive french bistro, but - dammit - I LOVE BIG MACS!

I have just send an email to my boyfriend at his work and it got blocked for using profanity. They now want him to speak to the big boss. Sh*t. Ithink I may have just got him the sack... Fingers crossed I haven't... Sh*t.Sh*t. Sh*t.

Oh yes, and top it all off I just went to the loo and dropped my phone in it. And it was full. Won. Derful.

My beloved wonderful phone is now flickering like god knows what and I have no money to replace it. Life is great today. I think my seven years bad luck starts now...