The Da Vinci Code
A few weeks back, whilst happily typing away at the pc and talking bollocks to my colleagues (probably) - some big trucks turned up on the airport compound (I work at Shoreham Airport)and the local gossip mill started to churn out words such as "Hollywood" and "Dame Judi Dench".
Well, as a firm believer in the magic of fate, I just knew it was true: Hollywood had finally come to me, now all I had to do was grab it with both hands and it would be mine. Forever.(mwuhahahahahaha).
It later transpires that Judy is nowhere to be seen and in fact, they're only shooting a small budget movie, an adaptation of a little known novel called...
Starring Tom Hanks, Audrey Tautou, Alfred Molina, Ian McKellen and Jean Reno!!
That's Jean Reno of Leon fame who would so fall for me and whisk me away if he could only meet me...
So, there I am practising my red carpet pose in the work toilets, and rehearsing what I would say to Audrey Tatou when we meet - we could be such best friends - when - the trucks pack up and leave - never to be seen again!
And not even a glimpse of smug-as-a-very-smug-thing Hanks either!
Read more about what they were doing, here:
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1 comment:
That sucks, Wondy...it would've been awesome for you to meet Jean Leno! :)
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