"I love it when a plan comes together..."

"In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn't commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team."

Even more pant-wettingly exciting than Big Brother: Bring Back The A-Team on Channel 4!

I pity the fool...