Here Comes The Sun, Little Darling
Well Britain is finally being clutched to the sweaty bosom of the sun, meaning we are all cheerful and happy to be alive, enjoying the rays of sun as they gently caress us through the office windows, making the most of the sunny weather by being as sunny as we can ourselves, smiles all round, stopping to help little old ladies across the road, helping injured birds that have fallen from their trees and smiling coquettishly at anyone who glances at us, if they are even a little bit attractive.
Are we fuck.
We are doing what the Brits do best and that is whinging that it is now too hot and 'ooh, I hope it storms tonight'. You hope it storms tonight? You are wishing rain to fall on this handful of beautiful days? - yeah, 'cos it never rains in England, you're right. That's definitely what we need. And then we'll whinge it's never sunny.
Can't we all just shut the fuck up and chill out. God invented fans didn't he? And windows that open. And nakedness.
2 comments:
I heard that it's been hot over there...and I also heard that most don't do air conditioning. I feel like one dumb American because I had no idea that most folks over there didn't do "a/c".
Of course, it gets so blasted hot here that my face sometimes feels like it's melting off my head...which is why I can't LIVE without a/c anymore! ;)
Enjoy your sunshine! :)
That's where we get it from. The child falls nto far from the parent as Canadians moan on and on about the weather. Those who gripe about the cold go on about the heat in summer and the rains in spring etc....
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