Wednesday, June 14

I Like The Way You Move

My thoughts on my Queen Outfit as follows:

  • Loose, wide leg linen trousers, kitten heeled flip-flops and a jewel colour (emerald or amethyst) loose fitting tunic style top - cool handbag in contrasting colour
  • Prom style dress but I think I'm too wide in the hip for a full skirt and too broad in the shoulder for a strapless number - sadly, because prom dresses always look so amazing on anyone else
  • A wrap-over jersey style dress because they flatter the chest area
  • Floaty skirt and top combo - though gypsy skirts are apparently out of fashion now and I don't want the fashion forward Royals to laugh me out of the palace, do I?
  • Union Jack nipple tassels for that real patriotic feel (just kidding)

Ooh I'm as excited as a hedgehog in a balloon factory! Roll on 11th July!

5 comments:

shocking_fish said...

I say go with the nipple tassels and a pair of sequined crotchless panties - Im sure that I could get hold of some for you. You would make people take notice of you - although you may be asked to leave the building before you even enter!

Rainypete said...

You should wear the tassels anyway. Even if they're under the jersey style dress so you can say you wore tassels when you saw the queen. If it all goes horribly wrong you can whip off the jersey and start a spinnin'

Heather said...

I'm for the jersey dress or trousers with tunic, but of course WITH the tassles. I mean, come on! There must be tassels.

Stacy The Peanut Queen said...

DEFINITELY go with the crotchless panties. How can you not be a hit in those? ;)

Anonymous said...

You'll have to wear tassles now you've mentioned them Wondy.