Meme Fever

I hate memes but this morning I thought 'fuck it' and snatched this from The Peanut Queens Lair, so here it is:

1. The book nearest me
Vanishing Acts ~Jodi Picoult

2. Stretch out left arm what do you touch?
My handbag

3. Last thing watched on television?
Oh god, I watched ten minutes of Biker Boyz and went to bed laughing - so bad and not in a good way - and there's no excuse either because two heavyweight actors Laurence Fishburne and Terrence Howard are in it. Guess everybody has to start somewhere...

4. Without looking what time is it?
8.30 am

5. What actual time is it?
8.26 am

6. With the exception of the computer what can you hear?
Liz' voice, laughter, the fans, traffic outside

7. When did you last step outside?
About 50 minutes ago - from my house to walk to work

8. Before this survey what did you look at?
My cuticles

9. What are you wearing?
Red cord skirt, black vest, green vest and white flip-flops

10. Did you dream last night?
I dreamt about my intellectual crush and carrying a bag around with lots and lots of snakes in it

11. When did you last laugh?
Last night in bed with Rocker, he can be hilarious

12. What is on the walls in the room?
Public toilet yellow paint, a Robbie Williams calendar, fans

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Everything's weird so nothing stands out anymore

14. What do you think of this quiz?
Average

15. What is the last film you saw?
Flightplan with Jodie Foster. A little lame but enjoyable crap.

16. Tell me something we don't know
I'm the laziest girl in the whole wide world, even worse than Homer Simpson

17. If you could change one thing about the world, what would you do?
There are so many things to chose from: ban cycling shorts, Mariah Carey records and squeezy cheese, abolish war and hatred, and taxes - erm, I'd probably change the laws worldwide that seem to ignore a father's rights.

I'd do this for Rocker and all the dad's out there who don't always get a fair ride in the justice sense. I'd also want to raise awareness of Domestic violence at the same time, but in the non-traditional sense (e.g female abuse of the male) - because it happens and the law doesn't take it seriously.

18. Do you like to dance?
Oh yes, in my head.

19. George Bush?
Sucks? Is a disgrace to the human race? Donkey Town needs a new mayor?

20. Imagine your first child is a girl
Yeah and she'd be called Dorothy

21. Imagine your first child is a boy
He'd be called Constantine

22. Would you consider living abroad?
Hell yes, where do I sign?