Sunday, October 8

Everything is Everything

Who the hell ever came up with the saying "Everything is everything"?

I've heard it more that once and know it is the title of a Diana Ross album, and also a track by Lauryn Hill ("Everything is everything, what is meant to be, will be"). But really, what is the deal?

Well, people say it to mean just that: what will be will be, Que Sera Sera, all that hokum - but it irritates me more than anything else.

Everything is everything? How evasive is that?

"Oh my boyfriend dumped me last night."
"Never mind, everything is everything."
"Erm, yeah but he dumped me for a dude..."
"Yeah but remember: everything is everything."
"...who does drag shows dressed as Doris Day..."
"Everything is everything, my sweet."
"I'm pregnant"
"Everythi... ow, my eyes! My eyes!"
"Hey - EVERTHING IS EVERYTHING my friend - REMEMBER?!!!!!"

It is my least favourite saying, even over "At the end of the day."

Official.

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