I heart Jason Schwartzman

I hardly ever have real crushes on celebrities but I can't escape my feelings for Jason Schwartzman, who seems to be stalking me and has starred in two films I've watched lately, Spun (which I loved) and Shopgirl (also loved).

Then I open Elle Magazine and he's there again, flogging his new film, Marie Antoinette in which he stars as Louis XVI - I can hardly wait to get to the cinema to see it.Even if the film has been panned and booed by the hacks at Cannes.

Like I care what the philistines say!

All I care about it that sexy mono-browed man with the acting talent. Grrrr!